Chronicles of Ballam - The Mystery Reveals (Part III)

Previously on Chronicles of Ballam

• Chintoolal dies while rescuing Mr.X
• Mr. X went to Jhoomri’s house and tells his story
• While solving the tattoo’s mystery Mr. X finds about the relation b/w his gr8 gr8 grand father and mamba
• He entered the Chintoo’s land and searched for ballam
• Finally got the Ballam and attacked mamba

Now the Chronicles of Ballam continues…..

(“Yeh Ballam Ballam kya hai, yeh Ballam Ballam”)

Mr. X asks Mamba “Phissss – Phissss”(subtitles : Why do you want to kill me?). Mamba replies “Phhhhiiiiiisssssssssssssssssss”( subtitles : Sunna chahta hai toh sun)

[Many phiss-phisses]….

(subtitles : Once upon a time, there was your Great-great-Grandfather(Giggi) , he wanted his great-great-grandson/daughter/___ (whatever) to get through JEE (and that’s u damn it!). For this he went to rishi Sarp Raj to get some tantra-mantra…..

Hairs like bamboo, moustache like Amazon ka jungle, beard like Amir Khan of Dil Chahta Hai ( mast movie thi yaar…) and body like makodi pehelwan. He used to wear only a Grass skirt (jhingilala-jhingilala hur hur ) [saala …. Badbu bhi bahot marta tha]

Sarp Raj told your Giggi to bring the “paras” mani. The only place where he could find it was my Giggi’s throat. But ur Giggi was not strong enough to fight with my Giggi. So, Sarp Raj taught him snake’s language to fool my Giggi . Your giggi and my giggi became Chuddie Buddies ( intimate friends ).(Bahot ho gaya yeh giggi-giggi … from now, Your Giggi = YG and My Giggi = MG ). But no-one knew that some conspiracy was being made by YG. He betrayed MG by mixing excessive amount of Jamal ghota in Mg’s drink. MG shitted a lot everywhere and finally his body was lost somewhere in the shit(shittt!!!!!! Man). [ Facts you didn’t know : (1) Whenever a male snake is killed by someone , the image of the killer is captured in the eyes of the snake . Later on the lady snake reads this image and take the revenge . (2) Snakes are known to be the biggest avengers in this Milky way Galaxy ].

As soon as YG killed MG he disappeared. Since then all my ancestors have been searching for your family. One day at last I found you. I have been keeping a watch on you from many days. I knew you go for a pee at 2:00 AM and I thought I would hide behind your BAJAJ lamp so that I could bite you when you come back. But as I was trying to hide my plan failed as my tail was still visible. So I had to change my plan and attacked you from the front . That’s all . )

The Mamba shouted at him “aur ab main tujhe maar kar apni intekaam ki aag par pani pher dunga “(eeehhhhhhh….yeh kya tha ?)

Mamba ran towards Mr. X to bite him . Mr. X again attacked with “Ballam” . Mamba acts as if he is dead. Mr. X starts walking away. As soon as he saw X walking away Mamba again stood up. At this, Mr. X turned around and gives Mamba a final stroke saying “he he hindi picture apun bhi dekhta hai….. Mambuu!!”

Still wandering what is Ballam????

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Here is your Ballam.....

(Hehehe..... Now, U must be feeling like killing us with this Ballam :) )

Created by : Naman
Mayank
Asad

Chronicles of Ballam : Evolution (Part II)

Previously on The Chronicles of Ballam..........

• Mr. X sees Mamba while dealing with Guttermann
• Chintoolal ( The Warrior Within ) comes to the rescue.
• There was a fierce combat between the two sides.
• Chintoolal falls and his last words were “Call BALLAM”

Now the story continues…

Mr. X got scared at the death of Chintoo( The Warrior Within ) and started running away. Mamba shouted at him “Phisssssssss Phissssssss”. He left his home and rushed to his girlfriend Ms. Jhoomri.(aaahh ladki …..).”jab wo chalti thi to Earthquake aata tha , jab gati thi to Tsunami aata tha , jab hasti thi to Cyclone aata tha , aisi thi hamari jhoomri (muaaaah) “

Now let’s come back to the story …..

Mr. X told the whole story to Jhoomri . He told Jhoomri “When I was leaving, mamba was singing “Yippeee!! I killed Chintoo( The Warrior Within ), and now its your turn””. At this Jhoomri interrupts him saying “Wait a minute!. How could you understand the ‘Phiss-phiss’ of a snake ?”.

Mr. X – “Yes , How could I ?”

He got confused , there was a perfect storm in his mind . Some idea clicked in the mind of Jhoomri . She gave him a Mentos ( Dimag ki batti jala de – MENTOS).After eating Mentos he recalled a tattoo(shown in the picture) which he saw on the right cheek of the Mamba.He remembers that he had seen the same tattoo in the diary of his great-great grandfather. He thought there might be some relation between his understanding of mamba’s words and the tattoo.

He picked up the diary and looks for the tattoo. There he finds out that his great-great grandfather knew snake’s language. So he thinks that his understanding of mamba’s language is in his blood. He tries to find some more information about the snake from the diary but he could only get that the mamba belonged to legendary bloodline – “The Naagshakti “ and the rest of the pages were shitted by pigeons. He thought that the Ballam might help him. Now the search for Ballam begins….

He went to Chintoo’s( The Warrior Within ) house. Firstly he checked out Chintoo’s (The Warrior Within ) telephone directory but he could only find nothing. Then he searches all his contact list in his PC, again got nothing. Then he Googled Ballam, and this time he again found nothing. He got frustrated and bangs the keyboard, accidentaly pressing the combination of a secret code in the PC which opened the door to the Chintoo’s( The Warrior Within ) lab. There he saw a huge royal picture titled “The Ballam” and a map to reach ballam was placed in front of the picture. He picked up the map and search for Ballam begins ( part-II )….(who the hell is Ballam…)

He reached the Isla Sorna island as indicated in the map. There he found an old castle. He entered the castle and gets to the throne room. There he again saw a similar picture which was there in the lab and this image was titled “Copy of Ballam” and below this he finds a message “You have been fooled, Ballam is hiding behind the original photo.”

He came back and finds Ballam ( Finallyy…). He took Ballam to his house. At his house he saw Mamba still celebrating Chintoo’s( The Warrior Within ) death. He was dancing on the beats of “Chintoo can’t dance saala...” in front of Chintoo’s( The Warrior Within ) dead body.

Mr. X ,with the enormous power of ‘the Ballam’, attacked Mamba . This time instead of Phisssinngggg Mamba was pissing . Mamba was almost lifeless . Mr. X asked “Why do you want to kill me?”

Aakhir kyun maarna chahta tha …… janne ke liye padhiye our final post on “Chronicles of Ballam – The Mystery Reveals”

COURTESY:- Mayank

Naman

Asad

Also thanks to Atul & Pracheer

Chronicles of Ballam(बल्लम) - The fall of Chintoolal (Part I)

After a tiresome day ....... the Dark night falls. It seems like the wind, the sky were crying fearing the Apocalypse. Amidst this strange night, somewhere in between the towers of books , in bajaj lamp , Mr.X was Struggling to find out the final product of the Guttermann Couch Reaction . He was about to crack the guttermann suddenly a flashing light came in front of him that made him temporarily blind . This unknown lightening scared him . He thought that the almighty has come but he was mistaken. He didn’t know that it was the ‘BLACK MAMBA’.

The black mamba is the king of snakes. It is the fastest and the most poisonous snake in our Milky Way galaxy. As he saw the mamba he got a paralytic attack. He soon got up and called his uncle Chintoolal . Black hat, black goggles, chest like the range of the himalayas covered with a brown bomber jacket , and legs like qutub minar . Chintoolal was a warrior within. He had fought many battles and saved his territory. He was a legend and belonged to the league of the extraordinary gentlemen. But unfortunately he lost one of his eyes in World War II.

Uncle Chintoolal identified ‘BLACK MAMBA’ as soon as he saw it. But he didn’t panic as this was a new challenge for him . “The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge ."He jumped on the mamba but the mamba was too quick and drifted away . Chintoolal fell on the floor . “A warrior must only take care that his spirit is not broken” .He again stood up and sat on black mamba and tried to hold it’s jaws .The mamba started crawling .Chintoolal felt like it’s a roller coaster . First time in his life he was afraid . He can see his death in the eyes of the black mamba .

“A warrior thinks of death when things become unclear. The idea of death is the only thing that tempers our spirit.” The black mamba bites him . His body was shivering.

He was trying to say something while counting his last breaths . His last word was “Call BALLAM (बल्लम)” “Call BALLAM”………

Who is Ballam?…

Janne ke liye padiye hamara agla blog

“CHRONICLES OF BALLAM – EVOLUTION”

COURTESY:- Asad

Mayank

Naman

special thnx to Karanvir Singh