After a tiresome day ....... the Dark night falls. It seems like the wind, the sky were crying fearing the Apocalypse. Amidst this strange night, somewhere in between the towers of books , in bajaj lamp , Mr.X was Struggling to find out the final product of the Guttermann Couch Reaction . He was about to crack the guttermann suddenly a flashing light came in front of him that made him temporarily blind . This unknown lightening scared him . He thought that the almighty has come but he was mistaken. He didn’t know that it was the ‘BLACK MAMBA’.
The black mamba is the king of snakes. It is the fastest and the most poisonous snake in our Milky Way galaxy. As he saw the mamba he got a paralytic attack. He soon got up and called his uncle Chintoolal . Black hat, black goggles, chest like the range of the himalayas covered with a brown bomber jacket , and legs like qutub minar . Chintoolal was a warrior within. He had fought many battles and saved his territory. He was a legend and belonged to the league of the extraordinary gentlemen. But unfortunately he lost one of his eyes in World War II.
Uncle Chintoolal identified ‘BLAC
K MAMBA’ as soon as he saw it. But he didn’t panic as this was a new challenge for him . “The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge ."He jumped on the mamba but the mamba was too quick and drifted away . Chintoolal fell on the floor . “A warrior must only take care that his spirit is not broken” .He again stood up and sat on black mamba and tried to hold it’s jaws .The mamba started crawling .Chintoolal felt like it’s a roller coaster . First time in his life he was afraid . He can see his death in the eyes of the black mamba .
“A warrior thinks of death when things become unclear. The idea of death is the only thing that tempers our spirit.” The black mamba bites him . His body was shivering.
He was trying to say something while counting his last breaths . His last word was “Call BALLAM (बल्लम)” “Call BALLAM”………
Who is Ballam?…
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“CHRONICLES OF BALLAM – EVOLUTION”
5 comments:
Yaaron...ha ha...what to say now..
i really liked the description of CHINTOOLAAL"Black hat, black goggles, chest like the range of the himalayas covered with a brown bomber jacket , and legs like qutub minar . Chintoolal was a warrior within. He had fought many battles and saved his territory. He was a legend and belonged to the league of the extraordinary gentlemen. But unfortunately he lost one of his eyes in World War II." ha ha ha ha
:) especially chest like range of himalayas(now what does this exactly supposed to mean???)ha ha ha
From the himalayas to the black mamba - this story is hilarious. Waiting for the next edition.
I found it Hilarious you ppl are like virgin mobile "THINK HAT KE" and so I know you are capable of pulling out humor from anywhere ... Waiting for the "EVOLUTION OF BALLAM"...
Hope your "BALLAM KE KISSE :)" becomes popular and keeps going...
Good Luck to Chronicles of Ballam Team
man....this is ulti...the best part of the story was the roller-coaster ride of chintoolall.....
i broke my belly laughing....
Finally..the suspense was lifted..
sach yaar..tum log ke description me bahut maja aata hai..specially the special touch to dialiogues...
n THE PICS...sabse interesting part to vahi hain...kahaan se dhundhte h0 bhai..whatever......
THE BALLAM......kamino..ye kya tha...
kya kya socha tha mene last time...
sach me kuchh bhi kahaani thi...
in the end..i will say it was a BIG PJ that was narrated with great skills..
HATS-OFF to the writers...kamine
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