Chronicles of Ballam - The Mystery Reveals (Part III)

Previously on Chronicles of Ballam

• Chintoolal dies while rescuing Mr.X
• Mr. X went to Jhoomri’s house and tells his story
• While solving the tattoo’s mystery Mr. X finds about the relation b/w his gr8 gr8 grand father and mamba
• He entered the Chintoo’s land and searched for ballam
• Finally got the Ballam and attacked mamba

Now the Chronicles of Ballam continues…..

(“Yeh Ballam Ballam kya hai, yeh Ballam Ballam”)

Mr. X asks Mamba “Phissss – Phissss”(subtitles : Why do you want to kill me?). Mamba replies “Phhhhiiiiiisssssssssssssssssss”( subtitles : Sunna chahta hai toh sun)

[Many phiss-phisses]….

(subtitles : Once upon a time, there was your Great-great-Grandfather(Giggi) , he wanted his great-great-grandson/daughter/___ (whatever) to get through JEE (and that’s u damn it!). For this he went to rishi Sarp Raj to get some tantra-mantra…..

Hairs like bamboo, moustache like Amazon ka jungle, beard like Amir Khan of Dil Chahta Hai ( mast movie thi yaar…) and body like makodi pehelwan. He used to wear only a Grass skirt (jhingilala-jhingilala hur hur ) [saala …. Badbu bhi bahot marta tha]

Sarp Raj told your Giggi to bring the “paras” mani. The only place where he could find it was my Giggi’s throat. But ur Giggi was not strong enough to fight with my Giggi. So, Sarp Raj taught him snake’s language to fool my Giggi . Your giggi and my giggi became Chuddie Buddies ( intimate friends ).(Bahot ho gaya yeh giggi-giggi … from now, Your Giggi = YG and My Giggi = MG ). But no-one knew that some conspiracy was being made by YG. He betrayed MG by mixing excessive amount of Jamal ghota in Mg’s drink. MG shitted a lot everywhere and finally his body was lost somewhere in the shit(shittt!!!!!! Man). [ Facts you didn’t know : (1) Whenever a male snake is killed by someone , the image of the killer is captured in the eyes of the snake . Later on the lady snake reads this image and take the revenge . (2) Snakes are known to be the biggest avengers in this Milky way Galaxy ].

As soon as YG killed MG he disappeared. Since then all my ancestors have been searching for your family. One day at last I found you. I have been keeping a watch on you from many days. I knew you go for a pee at 2:00 AM and I thought I would hide behind your BAJAJ lamp so that I could bite you when you come back. But as I was trying to hide my plan failed as my tail was still visible. So I had to change my plan and attacked you from the front . That’s all . )

The Mamba shouted at him “aur ab main tujhe maar kar apni intekaam ki aag par pani pher dunga “(eeehhhhhhh….yeh kya tha ?)

Mamba ran towards Mr. X to bite him . Mr. X again attacked with “Ballam” . Mamba acts as if he is dead. Mr. X starts walking away. As soon as he saw X walking away Mamba again stood up. At this, Mr. X turned around and gives Mamba a final stroke saying “he he hindi picture apun bhi dekhta hai….. Mambuu!!”

Still wandering what is Ballam????

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Here is your Ballam.....

(Hehehe..... Now, U must be feeling like killing us with this Ballam :) )

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